1. If you can't find the oven mitts, look in the washing machine.
2. You are watching Sesame Street. And your son is asleep.
3. Once you realize your watching Sesame Street while your son is asleep, you still watch the ENTIRE SHOW. The whole thing.
4. Anything you do, i.e. brushing teeth, eating broccoli, putting on shoes, can be done with a song. (Brushin' your teeth, brushin' your teeth. Bryce Bryce is brushin' his teeth...)
5. Let the negotiations begin. "You can have a cookie if you...." "If you stop riding the cat like a horse, I will give you your lasso back..."
6. Coloring and playing in the ball pit are your new hobbies.
7. Acorns, leaves, sticks and dead bugs are are not just "things of nature," they are now considered "treasures" and will be collected and brought home.
8. Milk, and all other liquids really, are meant to be spilled, splashed, smacked, flung, spit, gargled, and only sometimes used to satisfy thirst.
9. Couch cushions have many uses including building a boat and a cave.
10. Poopy is not that difficult to scoop out of the bath tub. Just not tons of fun.
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