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Thursday, May 28, 2009

Ohio Series- #2, Part A- Airport/Boarding

BB, Before Bryce, we would have gone out the night before, rolled out of bed 10 minutes before the shuttle picked us up to drop us off at the airport and ate Cinnabons while we waited for our flight to depart.

PB, Post-Bryce, we were the ones waking up the roosters before the sun came up. Dad was at the house by 8:30 a.m. to take us to the airport. We had 10 minutes of bags, strollers, play yards, and car seat to put in the car which means we had 10 minutes, plus baby, of bags, strollers, play yards, and car seat to unload and check in (we didn't check Bryce in, we decided to roll the dice and let him ride up above with us.)
We checked in and dropped off 5 of the 25 things (crap) we had lugged with us and headed to the gate. Bryce was not enjoying his stroll through the airport.
Bryce fussy level = elevated, but ignorable. Once Bryce and his crew got through security, we bought some breakfast...minus the Cinnabon. Melissa warned me that they had left Tampa International but I wouldn't believe it. I couldn't. That's one of the reasons I travel. The aroma of cinnamon rolls that smacks you in the face when you walk in. No more. (Insert rant from A Christmas Story when the Bumpus hounds mauled the turkey dinner but substitute "Cinnabon" for turkey..."No more cinnamon stuck in the corner of my lips, no more gallons of Cinnabon soup, Cinnabon sandwhiches....").

Okay focus....We wanted to tire Bryce out (before he tired us out) so we "released him" and off he went (with one of his trained monkeys. The man one.)

We took shifts corralling Bryce around the Southwest gates until they announced it was time to line up to board. He made friends with a 3 year old little girl whose Dad recommended (strongly) that we should have brought the car seat for Bryce to sit in. I think I actually saw a tear in his eye when we mentioned that we had already checked it in and that there was no turning back now. Oops.

Bryce ran around and pointed at everyone and looked outside at the planes and the people loading/unloading the planes.

(looks like he'll fit in the overhead....hmmm...)

Bryce fussy level = low, fun to watch his reactions to all the new sights.

We had printed our boarding passes exactly 24 hours prior to our flight and not a minute later! We wanted to make sure we were able to board as early as possible so we could claim the entire back section of the plane. We had it all planned out- we would each claim a row at the back and spread our stuff around on each seat. Then Mike, being the tallest, would hold Bryce up in the air and wave him around so everyone boarding could clearly see that there was a toddler on board and to stay to the front of the plane. We were going to wrap Brye in mulit-colored Christmas lights, blare recordings of crying babies, and insert poopie, diaper stink bombs in the air vents, but we couldn't get all of it passed security. Bummer.
Much to our delight (relief), and much to everyone else's (without them even knowing), our plan was a success, we broke the ground on "Bryceland" and everyone stayed far, far away.

Fasten your seatbelts folks. It's gonna be a bumpy ride!!

"Where are my peanuts? Don't we get peanuts?"

Ohio Vacation Blog Series: #1- Packin' up the Nest

Tuesday, May 19th
O'dark hundred hours:

Everyone had showered, packed and all in their pj's ready for the morning flight.
Um, yeah, no. BB, maybe (Before Bryce).

Of course I hadn't packed a lick yet and actually still needed to wash clothes and decide which suitcase (suitcaseS...who was I kidding) we would cram full of clothes and shoes we will take but not wear. Once that dilemma was taken care of, (we chose the old, floral patterned suitcase...the one that everyone over the age of 90 owns) the joy-o-packing began.

I was told by a certain MIL (you know who you are) that it was going to be frigid and Antarctic-like so it would be wise to pack parkas and snowshoes (dog sled optional). So I did. Fleece jacket, pants and socks, wool cap, jeans. Luckily, I slipped in a pair of shorts and a couple of t-shirts before we left. Would have been sportin' the entire Summer Collection from Wal-Mart if I hadn't(it was in the high 70's, low 80's the entire time).

I bought a ton of cute winter/fall stuff for Bryce to wear. So I packed all of that.

(yes this is only for one child and yes we were only gone
for 6 days...and this is only his clothes...)
Bryce, being the helpful little boy that he is, thought it would be a good idea to help us pack. Mike really appreciated it.
Bryce has a real knack for making everything fit. He uses the "jump, knee, repeat" technique. He then incorporated the Tuscany-grape stomping method. A little more effective I guess. (No Dad, this does not mean Bryce is allowed to drink wine at Thanksgiving dinner).

Instructional video on how to pack your entire closet into a single piece of luggage to follow (I was having issues uploading a video clip so it will have to be ordered for $9.95...but wait, there's more....)

Bryce is not only good at packing but he is also good at testing out the durability of your suitcase. I guess he wanted to make sure it was going to withstand the beating it was about to get from the guys who load up the plane.
"Yeah, it's good"

Bryce wanted to make sure we brought the essentials which include:

1) Box diapers come in (diapers optional...according to Bryce only)

2) remote control- "Don't leave home without it"


3) plastic Easter eggs (I think that was the best $1.20 I ever spent) "here, you will see a photograph of the rare, Baby Byrd and its newly, laid eggs.
Very hard to find one in its natural habitat anymore."
We managed to watch the last performance on American Idol while we prepared (pumped ourselves up) for what was Mikes' first experience with Bryce on a plane. (Bryce and I had flown to Indiana when he was 3 months old...please call me before you decide to tackle that one if you will have a 3 month old in the near future....Tonya, Jen, Katrina.....)

Brief packing intermission
We danced when Adam and Kris sang, packed, Bryce would unpack, I would re-pack, more un-packing. I never thought packing could be so much fun (take so long).

"I'm ready to go Mom"
...Man, you think someone could change that kid's diaper. It's almost dragging on the floor. His parents must have been extremely busy saving the whales or conquering hunger or something(or packing/re-packing times a thousand).

To Grandma's house we go...

Be prepared to be bombarded with stories and pictures...since I blogged last, we have travelled to far off lands, America has a new Idol, and Bryce has started grammar school (will be explained in one of the many blogs to come).

Let's start off with the little mini vacation Bryce and I took down to Grandma's house (no wolf involved or big teeth) in Ellenton. We loaded the car (who would have thought a 17 month old would need so much stuff (crap)), prayed that the rain would hold off until we got there, and hit the road. We stayed Friday night through Sunday afternoon and really had a great time. Bryce warmed up to Nona quickly and made himself at home. Bud took us to breakfast on Sunday and we played and napped and ate cookies and candy.
Here's a short montage...again easier than posting individual pictures (lazy, I know): I couldn't find any decent music..everything was a little "blah" and "funeral-like" so I thought the music to the left would fit just fine! Enjoy! (but don't blink becasue you will miss it):
We went to the beach that Saturday morning (thank God for GPS because I knew the beaches were all around us but didn't exactly know how to get to one...).

We ended up at Coquina or Bradenton Beach, still don't know which one, and unpacked all of the necessary beach gear (umbrella, HUGE bag-o-beach-toys, 3 towels, chair, diaper bag with way too many snacks and drinks for a 17 month old to possibly consume in a 2 hour trip to the beach, and baby). I managed to lug it all to the beach in one trip (managed to only sprain one of my wrists) and we claimed our spot near an old pier.

It wasn't too crowded but of course Bryce managed to befriend the ladies sitting to our right...he offered them pre-chewed crackers and shells as a peace offering. They were sweet and thought he was cute (who doesn't).


We played in the sand and collected shells and went into the water. He wasn't too crazy about the water until I made a game out of jumping over the waves. We hung out and ate and ate- cheese, grapes, crackers, lunch meat...pigged out. Played with a bottle of water (no Dad, we didn't bring beer...they were out of BudLight and Bryce doesn't care for Budweiser).


Overall, it was a fun day, just the two of us...and the 3 girls that plopped down next to us. They had no idea that they would be entertaining/babysitting a little boy when they decided to have a girls day at the beach- quiet, relaxing afternoon, bird watching or reading their books....WAKE UP BEACH NEIGHBORS!!! Bryce would run over to the one girl laying on her towel and point at her and then run back to me like he was shy. This lasted about 10 minutes. They would laugh and say she has a new friend (stalker). The relationship quickly progressed and turned sour when Bryce started throwing sand. First on her towel...cute. Then her water bottle..."No-no Bryce". Then he wanted to show her who was boss of the relationship and pelted her with a handful of sand- right in the face....TIME TO GO.

She was nice about it, said she had a niece about his age. I quickly packed up everything (the crap) and snatched him up. He was upset that he had to leave his new love.

I never knew how hard it was to run in the sand. Try it while carrying 40 pounds of CRAP.

(Lovely, relaxing, Mom-and-son beach day).
I know Dad, should have bought the Budweiser.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

"Video killed the blog writing star" ("star" used very loosely here)

I'm going to "shush" for a blog and let everyone enjoy a few videos and montages. (turn off the music to the left first)...


This is the lazy way to get a bunch of pictures out there without creating a blog for each set. I can get caught up since I have not yet written about the get-away weekend Bryce and I had at my Grandma's house in Ellenton and since we are leaving for Ohio tomorrow morning, I thought I would leave you with a ton of photos of the little man to look at while we are gone. :)



Monday, May 18, 2009

Brownies-Shmownies...

I should be packing right now for our trip to Ohio. Pack-schmack. It can wait (until the night before we leave and then I'll be up all night packing and then re-packing.) Nope. I'd rather make Ghiradelli brownies (thanks Melissa) with Bryce.

Having more than 12" of counter space (old house) makes baking or doing any kind of project in the kitchen so much easier. Bryce pulled up a chair, I put a towel down (lesson learned from making the Mother's Day cake) and we were crackin' eggs!

Of course Bryce is ready to dig in to the mix and wants to start stirring the ingredients in the bowl. I had to keep him occupied with his own spoon and the measuring cup with a little bit of brownie mix and water in it. That kept him entertained for about point zero seconds. He just wanted to stir the real brownie mix. So he stirred while I tried to keep him from falling off the chair.



(in your best vampire voice): "I vant to lick your spoon"

He had to sneak in a lick or three, but so did I. Brownie and cake mix is almost better than the final product! So we stirred, licked, and greased the pan and then poured the batter into the pan (which was the wrong size but I thought I would take a chance and use what we had.) Worked out just fine.

Mike wanted to pitch in too. Actually, he just wanted to be in a picture with the little man so he hoisted Bryce up in his arms and they both put the brownies in the oven (don't worry, put the phone down...no need to call child services. Mike put the pan in the oven letting Bryce know that it was hot and that they had to be careful.)

We licked the spoon some more and I worked on the leftovers in the bowl while Mike warned me that I would get worms because of the raw ingredients. He's been telling me I would get worms for over 10 years. No worries, worm free. :)

Bryce was exhausted, fussy, covered in batter and probably had a little chocolate buzz by the time the timer went off (we set it for 30 minutes but I checked them at 24 minutes and they were done.)

All I can say is "PURE HEAVEN." If you have never eaten hot, Ghiradelli brownies, you haven't lived and I will be more than happy to bake some for you (One rule though- I get to lick the bowl!)

Enough rambling on about delicious brownies (eaten at 9:45 p.m. at night...which is fine if you are not a 17 month old whose parents are trying to get you to calm down and go "night night.")

Thanks Melissa for the "inspiration" (basically you suck for bringing in a bite for me to get my craving level up to a "must have or will die." 'Preciate it.

As a thank you, I am bringing the brownies in that survived the attack. Hopefully brownies are in the "Can eats" column of your diet. Diet-Shmiet.